Skulduggery and me

Can anyone blame me for being awesome? I don't know but I'm sure I am awesome. I'm writing another book.... we'll not really a book more like what I think the start of book nine of Skulduggery Pleasant would start like, so here it is.

Skulduggery Pleasant

Fan fiction not completed short book
By Amelia Dunlop



This book is dedicated to Derek Landy and my sister Taylor.

Derek: you inspired me to write a short fan fiction book because I can't  wait till your 9th book comes out (Literally I can't). And Katie if you don't think he is funny then you are completely wrong.

Taylor: a part of this dedication is to you because you forced me.... Well ok I lied you didn't force me but you just wouldn't shut up about it so i decided to read it. You warned me I would get addicted.

Now that you, Derek have a dedication to YOU, can you please make Taylor an myself a character in a Skulduggery Pleasant book! please!




Chapter 1
Two new members

A glass shattering Crash went off, as a short and chubby man was thrown through a window of rappel negrite's book shop.
"where is she?" Skulduggery yelled. "I... I don't... know," the short man said with a wimpier.
"you know who I'm talking about rappel, where is Valkyrie?" Skulduggery asked with anger in his voice.
"I swear I don't know where she is Skulduggery."
"you told me she came through here," He picked Rappel up by the shirt and took out his gun out.
"Please please don't kill me."
"Why cant I? Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't shoot you right now," Skulduggery pointed the gun to Rappel's head.
"Because-"
"Because why?"
"Because... Because... Fine I'll tell you where she is just put me down and put the gun away and I'll tell you everything," Rappel said holding back the tears coming into his eyes. Rappel wasn't the best at being brave or lying, not many people come into his shop threatening to kill him with a gun.
"Good." Skulduggery said with a cheerfulness in his voice. He put the gun away and let go of the shirt, dropping Rappel face flat onto the ground.
Rappel screeched as his face hit the ground.
"Now tell me where Valkyrie is or-"
"Yeah yeah I know or you'll shoot me. Ok so she came past my shop about three days ago looking for a small town to get revenge on and-"
"No, Valkyrie why?" Skulduggery said to himself.
"As I was saying-" But Before he could Finnish Skulduggery turned his back and started walking to a 1945 Bentley R-type continental, one of the only 208 ever made, retrofitted with modern luxuries to suit the owners needs.
Skulduggery climbed into the Bentley and started the engine.
"So how'd it go?" Said Taylor from the passenger seat.
Taylor had strawberry-blonde hair and blue eyes with a black jacket, pants and boots. She had the sweetest but most mischievous smile.
"You have to stop breaking into my car Taylor, and you too Amelia and yes I can see you." Amelia smiled acting amused.
"found her yet?" Amelia asked.
"no, but I know where she is."
"And where is that?"
A few seconds passed then Skulduggery looked up from the dash board.
"Roarhaven," he put the car into gear and started to drive.


Chapter 2
Darquesse at Roarhaven


Darquesse looked down upon the town of Roarhaven and laughed.
"It will all be gone soon, and so will the rest of the world, it will be like a reunion everyone together again, but I will be the one to rule."
She heard the bush next to her rustle  but she didn't care she new it was thrasher trying to spy on her. He was never any good at well.... Anything really except being an idiot. She new he was following her since the moment she walked into Roarhaven.
A moment passed and she had a thought.
"Let's have a little fun." She said to herself and put a hand down and pulled thrasher out from behind the bush.
"Let me go! I'm going to tell everyone that you're here and get them out before you kill anyone." She raised an eyebrow and lifted him off the ground by his ear, leaving his body to dangle in the air.
"No, stop please stop. let go, that hurts please let go!" He screamed.
"Are you sure you're going to tell? but ether way I'm going to kill you and everyone in that building, but for now you'll be first to die, right here right now."
She made a slight movement with her hand and shadows curled around him. She heard a scream for help than nothing. He disappeared.
She smiled and returned her gaze to the Roarhaven sanctuary.


Chapter 3
Finding Darquesse


The Bentley pulled up outside the Roarhaven sanctuary. Skulduggery, Taylor, Amelia, valkyries reflection and Fletcher Renn stepped out into the morning sunlight and started towards the doors of the sanctuary, that moment the ground cracked open, Tanith Low and billy-ray sanguine came up through the crack than it sealed back over like nothing happened.
"It's about time." Skulduggery announced looking annoyed.
"We came as soon as we could thank you. I thought Valkyrie was with us." Tanith said looking disappointed.
"What? What do you mean, she's right here." Pointing to the reflection.
"No that's her reflection, I'm talking about the real Valkyrie or so known now as Darquesse. Look she's up on that hill with shadows swarming around her." Everyone turned except for Fletcher.
"Really? Everyone notices Darquesse standing on a hill and not my new hair style." Fletcher said acting annoyed and crossing his
arms.
"Umm...... Fletcher it um.. Looks the same as it always has been. spiky and cute." Amelia explained.
"What? No it doesn't!" He said defensively.
"Fine suit yourself." She turned her head to Skulduggery. "What's wrong?"
"You have to stay here. I'm going to try and get valkyrie back."
"No, you're not doing that again."
"I have to. Just stay here. OK?"
"Ugh Fine but next time you take us with you."
Skulduggery didn't reply he just started towards the hill.


Chapter 4
Talk, destroy, kick butt

Darquesse spoke as she saw Skulduggery's shadow come up behind her.
"I told you not to get in my way."
"I'm not, I'm just trying to get my friend and partner back. And you said you didn't want to kill anyone."
"True."
"Than why are you here?"
"It's no fun if you don't kill someone every once in a while."
"And it's not fun if you get caught by me doing it."
"nearly true."
"You aren't keeping your promise."
"You aren't keeping yours."
"Don't copy my words."
"Why not? it's fun, but enough of that we both broke our promises so let's just get to the fighting."
"I'm not here to fight you."
"Yes you are. if you weren't, that monkey band of yours wouldn't be here."
Skulduggery turned not knowing that they were all standing behind him, ready to fight if anything happened.
"Why doesn't anyone do what I tell them!"
"Cuz it's more funny to see the reaction on your face when we do it. Well Um if you had a face." Tanith called.
Amelia and Taylor rolled their eyes.
"We just want to help. Isn't that why we joined you on this thing?" Taylor asked.
"Aha, Tanith nice to see you, still got a remnant in you I see." Darquesse said with a smile.

Well that's what I've got so far. What do you think?

Help needed for new book

Everyone on earth is not really human, Did you know that? Because kids at the age of two start to fall asleep in their dinner, Dumb aren't they? No offence but they are, I know they are cute but they are very dumb. And I just went off what I was going to say. This is what I was going to say....

I am writing a new book called DARK ANGELS, I know right it sounds awesome! But I can't brag that much it was all Derek Landys fault he was the one that got me wanting to write a book so blame him for everything. I don't have a cover for it yet but I will make one or just get someone to do it for me. I'll put a suggestion onto this page and you tell me what you think, or you could just post a suggestion of your own for it. Thanks guys  I will try and get it done by the end of this year but I'll see. Please make some suggestions for me I really need the help. Ok I don't think I can draw one but I'll try.